Tag Archives: overheard

Can’t Get No Satisfaction

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A mom to a judge after her daughter won Supreme:

So, what’s she doing wrong?

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Funny Because it’s True…

…and was said by a blonde:

“I love my rollers!  I sleep with them at night!”

Rollers
Rollers (Photo credit: thepartycow)

Arrogance+Hypocrisy

Life is too short to hide your feelings. Don't...

“Now that woman, she’s a real, crazy pageant mom; especially if she thinks her daughter is prettier than mine!”

 

Arrogance

Life is too short to hide your feelings. Don't...

“She’s not even a cute little girl!”