A grumpy judge after an altercation with an angry mother: "How dare she talk to me like that! I'm a business owner! I volunteered to do this!" Me: "So, what you're saying is, you're not qualified to be judging this pageant?" Blank stare...
Do: Practice, Practice, Practice!!! Eat healthy and stay active year-round Take care of your skin, teeth, hair and nails Dress and style your hair and makeup as per the pageant rules Exude confidence- even if you've just fallen off the back of the stage! (Been there! Just keep smiling!!) Don't: Compare yourself to other contestants; … Continue reading Pageant Do’s and Don’t’s
"She's not even a cute little girl!"
This one is kind of a trick question, and the answer actually depends on your age, life stage, and state of development. If you thought the answer was A, please seek common sense immediately; bonus points though if you know the reference. (I jest, but on the serious side, this kind of thinking and behavior … Continue reading It won’t zip!!
With all the negativity surrounding beauty pageants, pageant moms have garnered a bad reputation in our society. Some people claim these parents are living vicariously through their children; others think they force their kids to participate or simply push them too hard to succeed on stage. No matter what reasoning people use, pageant moms are … Continue reading Pageant Moms vs. Stage Moms vs. Little League Coaches vs. Texas Cheerleaders