Vanity Lost

Hold on to your highlighter ladies, this is a tragedy of epic proportions: behold my entire makeup collection.

What used to take up my guest bedroom and bathroom, now sitting here in this teeny lil pile on my bed.

I was forced to scale it down to just two roll carts, and my travel bag, when I was moving last year. Ok, fine, some tears were shed, but I got through it. Until I got off the plane with my travel bag and started unpacking only to discover my roll carts didn’t make it onto the truck! 😠😠😭😭

There are no words, I’ll just let you imagine the pain. But, I moved here to help my mom take care of my grandmother, so rebuilding my kit wasn’t really a priority- plus a flawless face ain’t cheap hunny!- and I was making do with the basics and essentials from my travel bag.

Then, I had to travel for a friend’s wedding… (Warning: if you have a heart condition, consult your doctor before proceeding.)

If you’re feeling like you’re in a movie theatre watching a horror movie and everyone’s screaming “No bitch, turn around, now!” You are So So Right. Cause, yeah that’s right: I. Lost. My. Travel. Bag. Somehow I came home with my lash curler and one Wet n’ Wild Eye trio- everything else was GONE. 😭😭😭

Now, I’m looking at this cute little heap here and realizing I spent my gift cards on products (that I’ve never even tried before), and I don’t have any tools! What was I thinking?? Ooooohhh hunny, this girl has been out of the game for too long! Lawd have mercy, cause my face is gonna have to remain nekkid until my birthday in April 😱

I’ll be staring at you pretty palettes, every day until I can use you. (Who am I kidding? I’m going to swatch these to the pans before I can even get brushes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)


Your dumbass makeup addict πŸ’‹


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