Fun with Freud

“Last night, I dreamt I was sailing over an orange ocean, empty except for a school of mermen wearing purple pin-stripe Zoot suits playing water polo with a blowfish.”
Freud stroked his beard for several minutes as he contemplated the meaning behind his newest patient’s dream. “Vell, obviously, zoo are deficient in Vitamin C! Zoo need to eat more citrus fruits before you die of scurvy.” He took a long drag off of his cigar and tapped the orange cherry into the ashtray before adding, “And stop being a whore; zoo don’t have to blow every well-dressed man zoo meet!”


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